Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.

“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the ri…”

“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and care…”

“Staring at Joey's eyes blinking up from his pale face was a bit like inhaling a…”

“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.”