The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.

“[...] as Kurt Vonnegut pointed out [...] the literary novel has become extraord…”

“I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve.”

“...God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun coul…”

“There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an a…”