Subject:My butt

“I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.”

“Dear Mia,What can I say? I don't know all that much about romance novels, but I…”

“I'd leave too, but i still had half a beer left. You can't just leave a beer li…”

“And then, little by little, the reality of what I had just done sank in: I had …”