Someone was absolutely going to get punched in the head today.

“I’m going to say a word, just for your general opinion and consideration,” he s…”

“Love is a word we use for the desire to fornicate so that we seem more refined …”

“We are not a couple,' she said softly. 'Therefore I cannot cuckold you.''Shall …”

“So you’ll forget her and move on.”I suppose I will. As soon as I forget how to …”