Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, super…”

“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.”

“For it is written that "if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do …”

“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”