Rule Number Two, Monsignor. Do not show pity.

“As expected, the church lady grumbled something incoherent and put Bridget’s ca…”

“She felt like a baton getting passed along in a relay race, completely devoid o…”

“Someone tells me I’ve been touched by Jesus, I remember.”“Not Jesus,” he said i…”

“Everybody was sorry. Sorry was easy. Sorry was for suckers.”