Our Welsh teacher thinks he is young. He tells us that the Welsh for skiving in town is ‘mitchio yn y dre’.

“...I want to grab her collarbones as if they were handlebars.”

“One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like…”

“Depression comes in bouts. Like boxing. Dad is in the blue corner.”

“It is strange to hear your mother talk about being human because, honestly, it'…”