...motherhood should be like driving a car -- you should have to pass a test before you can do it legally.

“I don't do normal. I have a reputation to uphold. (Thwonk)”

“It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope …”

“I'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if yo…”

“I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that w…”