Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

“[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a…”

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish t…”

“I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and inf…”