it smelled like jail...sore knees and loose assholes.

“Talent must be a fanatical mistress. She's beautiful; when you're with her, peo…”

“I never understood people who said their greatest fear was public speaking, or …”

“I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the f…”

“Truth might be stranger than fiction, but it needs a better editor.”