I'm not so much a good friend as I am the saviour who wants you to worship him forever.

“The demon say’s “Do you view sexual acts between individuals of the same gender…”

“Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people……..”

“No, it’s not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that …”

“Disperse your menacing armies! And relinguish your delicious stores of Nestle C…”