If you can't be seven feet tall, be seven feet smart.

“Learn everything that existed in the universe, and whatever was left, thatdwarf…”

“Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finish…”

“It’s important that someone celebrate our existence," she objected amiably. "Pe…”

“Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.”