If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

“Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?"This translates roughly to: "How…”

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”

“The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictur…”

“I don’t have much of a life now, and from what I’m told I’ll have even less whe…”