I stare at her, as dumbstruck as if she'd just admitted she's a Scientologist with an invitation to join Tom and Katie on the spaceship when it shows up.

“Yeah,” Chaz says. “You know, when you packed up all your stuff and left his ass…”

“No one's future is certain. It depends on the choices they make.”

“And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill…”

“Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!”