I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet.

“Could you bring me to Rita’s house before we go to the airport?” I ask. “There’…”

“It's sad to think how humanity has been reduced to being more comfortable commu…”

“He’s sitting casually at my kitchen table peeling the skin off an applewith a p…”

“I like the him that's underneath the clothes and the painted face.”