I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. Author: Julie Kenner Copy Quote More from Julie Kenner “Distract him? What the hell was I supposed to do? Strip naked and do the hula?” “Fuck you. I countered, demonstrating my keen skill at argument.” “Can I just say that dying sucks? All that bullshit about seeing the light and h…” “What? Look at my newly mutilated flesh? Screw you!”