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“Yeah, well, I tried to explain that my mind powers don’t work on Tuesdays.”

“He could be so cynical. So dry and acidic. As blank as a page. Could he be tend…”

“Why the snap-crackle-pop didn't you call me?”

“Is — is any of this real?" she asked. "Are you real?"He lifted a hand to her ch…”