Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

“You nearly killed eight people!" I managed to gasp out loud."My count was close…”

“I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes …”

“Humpty had always sat on walls, it was his way.”

“Anything devised by man has bureaucracy, corrpution and error hardwired at ince…”