Ah hell.

“My mama told me don't trust no white boy, even a pretty one. I'm thinkin' a pre…”

“Comfort is for the lazy and the ugly."Aphrodite”

“Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their …”

“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an o…”