Artemis simple-toon

“Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. This jumbo pixie guy is k…”

“Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.”

“No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you a…”

“Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team”