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They bought clams and cockles from her, told her true tales of Braavos and lies about their lives, and laughed at the way she talked when she tried to speak Braavosi.

George R.R. Martin

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People want only special revolutions, in externals, in politics, and so on. But that's just tinkering. What is really is called for is a revolution of the human mind.

Henrik Ibsen

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say, is:
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
just a little bit more than I miss you.

Trey Parker


Tags: romance


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How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?

Laini Taylor

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Charlie guardò con più attenzione il roditore che la bimba aveva sbattuto sul vassoio, quasi volesse renderne più tenera la carne. La testolina sembrava fradicia. "In bocca. Se lo è messo in bocca". Afferrò una salvietta di carta dal rotolo che teneva sul piano di lavoro e cominciò a strofinare l'interno dell bocca della bimba. Lei canticchiava mentre cercava di mangiare quel pezzo di carta, pensando fosse parte del gioco.
"In ogni caso, dov'è la signora Ling?"
"Lei deve andare a prendere la ricetta, così io guardo Sophie per un poco. E piccoli orsi sono felici, mentre io vado al bagno"
"Criceti, signora Korjev. Non orsi. Quanto tempo c'è rimasta?"
"Forse cinque minuti. Penso che ho strappo all'ano, a causa di spinte violente".

Christopher Moore


Tags: bambini criceti


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Wallace Worthington would have reminded Wilbur Larch of someone he might have met at the Channing-Peabodys’, where Dr. Larch went to perform his second abortion – the rich people’s abortion, as Larch thought of it. Wallace Worthington would strike Homer Wells as what a real King of New England should look like.

John Irving


Tags: nobility


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بعد منتصف الليل اكتضُ احتياجاً لترياقٍ ينزعه منّي،
خوفاً من الغرق في بحر الحَنين !

هُدى مُعاهِف


Tags: منتصف-الليل-ترياق-حنين


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He pulled her to him and kissed her softly on the lips. 'You blow me away,' he whispered.
'Ha-ha,' she said, but Travis refused to go along with the pun.
'I'm serious, sweetheart. I've never felt like this before.'
His eyes were deep green and so full of love that tears sprang to Lily's eyes. 'Me either.

Bella Andre

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I am wholly yours - you are everything to me; we will sustain each other in all the ills of life it may please fate to inflict upon us; you will soothe my troubles; I will comfort you in yours.

Denis Diderot


Tags: love


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I closed my eyes and prayed for divine intervention.

I waited a beat and nothing happened.

Guess God was busy with war and famine and the like.

Kristen Ashley


Tags: humor rock-chick


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Whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is right,
whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute,
if there is any excellence and anything worthy of praise,
let your mind dwell on these things.

Anonymous

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He hadn't expected anyone so pretty, and it threw him. Tina had the Faye Dunaway thing. Faye before the surgery, when her cheekbones were still as sharp as can openers and she looked like a feral gazelle.

Jerry Stahl

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There is always an inertia to be overcome in striking out a new line of conduct – not more in ourselves, it seems, than in circumscribing events, which appear as if leagued together to allow no novelties in the way of amelioration.

Thomas Hardy


Tags: change influence inertia willpower amelioration


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You have an interesting set of morals," he observed. "Breaking out of jail is okay. But steal a car, and you sound totally outraged.

Richelle Mead

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Mungkin jika segalanya mudah, maka segalanya menjadi tidak berharga.

Yudi Asmara

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